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Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
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Shovel Syndrome

Someone that looks like they got hit in the face wtih a shovel and their face went flat.
Damn that girl Misty has shovel syndrome
by mothafuckaimill95136 January 7, 2012
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shovel of sin

An erect penis that digs into the pleasure regions.
Since they had been flirting online for hours, Alex knew that it was time for him to do some digging with his shovel of sin when he final met Mona.
by von groovy March 23, 2019
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dumpster shovel

*dump*ster- shov*el

-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")
"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!

"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!
by MY.REAL.NAME.IS.CINDY...psych. January 20, 2015
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bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.
by webmayin April 29, 2013
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Gator shovel

NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.

VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)
Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"

Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.
by Papamitch04 January 2, 2021
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Shovel Pic

A shovel pic is when a girl (or boy) tapes thumbtacks or other items to a shovel and shoves it up either their vagina or asshole. It is not a very popular practice, but it is commonly used amongst machocists.
Guy: "Yo bitch, send a shovel pic real quick ;)"

Girl: "kk bb ;3"
by Austin21B September 4, 2018
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