Choir sectionalism

When a choir kid has an allegiance to their section and will literally cry for hours if they are moved.

Director: Hey Charlotte
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move

by Purpstar615 December 5, 2022

percussion section

The part of the band that nobody cares about but has the HOTTEST girls in it (even hotter than the flute girls)

Also you get to bang on drums. Don't ever ask anybody to willingly play the xylophone. They won't

God, Roy! Look at those HOT girls next to those guys in the percussion section!

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

section ten

masterbation in the simple sense. also known as a tommy tank

'Hey dude wanna got downtown'
'not thanks just have to go finish my section ten'

by LV May 13, 2005

brian ferraro section

A section of urban dictionary dedicated to the infinite definitions of all things awesome by genius comedy writer Brian Ferraro

Linda will Brian Ferraro section the fuck out of you!!! Bitch!!!!

by Brianferrarosection July 4, 2019

section incest

When two people in the same section in marching band get into a relationship.

Did you hear that those two trumpets are dating
Dang man that’s some section incest

by martha56 November 29, 2019

section 8 at me

It’s a famous line from the 90s song I don’t want no scrubs. In this 90s banger we hear : I don’t want no scrub a scrub is a guy that sells and smoked drugs hanging on the passenger side of his best friend’s car tryna to section 8 at me. Basically the hood gentleman with the durag is tryna take her to his ghetto section 8 apartment. This remix version of the song had not been published but when it does people will shit bricks.

I’m a 5-2 pretty Latina. I was a hottie from 18-22 but then I got preggers by a ghetto institutionalized homie straight out of GTA named manny escuela who section 8 at me.

by Medicine Man 2 February 22, 2025

Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.

My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.

by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023