Peanut saucing

The act of continuing to snack on condiments after everyone has finished eating

Take the horseradish off the table - your father has started peanut saucing it.

by Sulkydissybee April 10, 2021

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peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

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Peanut Brutal

Like Peanut Brittle - When The Information you’re told is so Brutal it shatters your day.

Bro 1: Man, I Think I’ve Got Corona Virus 🦠

Broman: Bro, Thats Peanut Brutal

by TRHF March 13, 2020

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Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.

Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.

by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018

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peanut blossom

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.

"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."

by yom torke December 10, 2013

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