by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018

A molten piece of metal that appears to be aluminum scattered all over Staten Island beaches. Can vary in size. Drives metal detectorists crazy because they can ring up at various target ID's
by Indiana Tones April 15, 2021

When you grab your scrotum at the base stretching the skin and tightening your balls into the shape of a peanut, then pressing it against someone else's face, butt, forehead or any other body part.
by BloodyZero11 June 5, 2018

by Lasagna84 November 17, 2019

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.
These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!
by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

You call your partner this as a term of endearment, especially when he or she is small and weird but lovable weird.
by Lozevil January 13, 2023

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird
by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019
