The Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.

The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths

The Gongoozler by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020

chase the green dragon 

1. Slang phrase that refers to smoking cannabis buds from a bong or bong derivative, but can be used simply to refer to smoking marijuana in general. **Not to be confused with "chasing the dragon" (opium substances)**

2. It can be used also to refer to that elusive first beautiful Marijuana euphoria one has experienced in their 1st MJ smoke that constantly eludes one thereafter and one continues to "chase the green dragon" but never catches it.

After work I am going to chase the green dragon and feel GOOD.

I have been chasing the green dragon for years since I was 18 , but I cannot catch it . Its a bummer.

chase the green dragon by Old school bossman October 28, 2020

fond of the grog 

This is an old saying describing a love of strong alcoholic drinks. Grog was a Royal Navy term for rum often mixed with water and lime, one of the world's first cocktails, circa 1800.

The lads from Vanderbilt were fond of the grog!

fond of the grog by I, Wreckerrr March 28, 2017

Married to the Game 

To put work above all else in life. Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.

Hustling, paper chasing.

I don't have time to date or take vacations because I'm married to the game, and the grind don't quit.

Married to the Game by QueenTrine April 8, 2015

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000 by Schreinn August 16, 2020

The Good Fungus 

Saccharomyces Boulardii, discovered by Frenchman, Henri Boulard. The Good Fungus is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano for Dietary Supplement, first-to-use in the entire world.

The Good Fungus is a registered Trademark of V. Martin Soriano

The Good Fungus by Cyclonetrading September 17, 2021

Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.

Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

Taking Roy off the grid by yoj!mbo July 15, 2015