The Great Door Handle Scandal 

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

The Great Door Handle Scandal by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019

Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Door 

This is a military patch originating from the 504th flight test squadron, operating out of Groom Dry Lake, and Los Alamos AFB. Most of these projects are classified, and bearers of this patch are prohibited from discussing their occupation, hence, "A Lifetime of Silence". In a 1930's novel and a 1980's pornographic film, they both have green doors that a character cannot gain access to. In addition, the military, and most banks, use green vaults. So, the Green Door could be referencing that there are secrets that the public dosen't have access too. The true meaning of this patch is currently classified, and most likely will not be declassified in our lifetimes.

A lifetime of silence, behind the green door is the motto of the 504th Flight Test Squadron...

Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Door by AFC. Stanoff October 22, 2012

Closing The Goddamn Door 

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

Closing The Goddamn Door by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

Taking the back door 

anal

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."

Taking the back door by Kevie October 13, 2003

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thlammed my penith in the car door by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021

The Open Door 

The Open Door is the second studio release by hard-rock band Evanescence. It was released on October 3, 2006 in the United States. The tracklisting is as such:

1. Sweet Sacrifice
2. Call Me When You're Sober
3. Weight of the World
4. Lithium
5. Cloud Nine
6. Snow White Queen
7. Lacrymosa
8. Lke You
9. Lose Control
10. The Only One
11. You're Star
12. All That I'm Living For
13. Good Enough

The first single off the album is 'Call Me When You're Sober', written about lead singer Amy Lee's ex-boyfriend, Shaun Morgan of the South African hard rock band Seether. The next single is 'Lithium', slated for release around Halloween of 2006.

Evanescence's previous albums include the multiple-times platinum Fallen, the live album Anywhere But Home {which was released with a live DVD}, and the demos Origin, the Sound Asleep EP, and the self-titled Evanescence EP.

The Open Door is a really badass album by Evanescence.

The Open Door by Mesektet October 23, 2006

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

I thlammed my penith in the car door by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021