A big smile that shows you're satisfied, excited, or just really happy. Named for that big smile on your face when you're opening up your presents on Christmas morning and you actually get (or think you're getting) what you really wanted.
Person 1: What's with the Christmas smile? Did you just get some?
Person 2: ;) wouldn't you like to know?
Person 2: ;) wouldn't you like to know?
by twilight shimmer March 28, 2007
Get the christmas smilemug. A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
Get the Christmas Shitmug. 1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.
2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.
3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.
Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor
2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.
3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.
Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor
by DomPrice February 26, 2012
Get the Christmas Tree'dmug. The conspicuous absence and lack of communication from all your friends who celebrate the Christmas holiday (both secular and religious) due to family commitments and/or over-consumption of alcohol on Christmas Eve. The Abyss can normally be observed on December 25th.
A: Man, where is everyone? I can't get a hold of anyone today.
B: They must have fallen into the Christmas Abyss.
B: They must have fallen into the Christmas Abyss.
by benderbot December 31, 2006
Get the Christmas Abyssmug. someone who is normal through the year but around Christmas time wants to do it like crazy. Under Christmas lights, Christmas trees, while watching Christmas movies, listening to Christmas music, in a bed of poinsettias, ect.
Person 1: Is it just me or do those christmas lights look really sexy hot.
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!
by SJB88 December 17, 2008
Get the Christmas Whoremug. How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.
by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004
Get the Critter Christmasmug. A feeling common during the month of December. It is the need to buy many overpriced gifts for your family, normally on a credit card. The buyer feels no feelings of regret for the rest of the month, as he/she feels they are being a good person. The Christmas buzz is always followed by the New Year's hangover, when the credit card bill comes in and the buyer goes on a rant about how much money they have spent.
by Quizzical December 11, 2006
Get the Christmas buzzmug.