Avocado

A small, lumpy green pitted fruit that makes a shit Christmas present. Not to be confused with free sha voca do, which can be gotten at Del Taco.

"Oh, an avocado... Thaaaaaaaaaanks..."

by UnderTheDesk October 28, 2018

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Being as fat and all that shit like Nikocado Avocado.

Bro, that guy is eating like an avocado

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Avocado

Aztec word : Ahuacatl (Fun fact : "catl" (testicle) and "kontol" (penis) in Javanese have the similar meaning, maybe it's just a coincidence), meaning "Green Testicle (fruit)", due to similarities to a human testicle.
The fruit is said to be a super food, and commonly be added in salad dishes.

Whoa my goodness, my avocado tree yields so many fruits this year!

by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022

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