Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

Two Cats in the Bath Tub

The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.

Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.

by the d00d October 20, 2006

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

by gogos1073 December 13, 2020

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

The ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug

8 out of 10 people guess incorrectly where the pinky goes on this one… coincidentally also the number of people in the room needed to make it happen

Tried to name the mtn the ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug . Although it rhymed it was to long of a title and voted down by the naming commission 🥺

by Ol pop can julio August 3, 2021