Let's keep it simple. "Tool" is simply a re-Anglicization of the Yiddish slang "Putz" which means the same as the original American slang term "Dick" in both its direct literal and anatomical meanings and its indirect figurative ones. Any context where "Tool" works, the term "Putz" or "Dick" could be substituted. But if you did that, people would know you're a total tool.
LITERAL: "My tool feels like it's ready fall off after partying with Amber last nite."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019
Get the Tool mug.1. A person, almost always a male, who tries (and believes he is) to be hard or cool by the way he dresses or acts.
2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.
2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.
1. Look at that tool in the tapout shirt, with a single ear ring and his hair gelled.
2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.
2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.
by austin precipitates October 9, 2011
Get the tool mug.A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.
by bmk. November 18, 2009
Get the Tool mug.by aqeelisaboss July 6, 2011
Get the tool mug.A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word bro to the point where its just frustrating.
by tellinitstraightup August 4, 2011
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"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"
"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."
"Sir, is a McDonalds"
"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."
"Sir, is a McDonalds"
by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021
Get the Tool mug.A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.
Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok?
Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH
Steve- Tool
Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH
Steve- Tool
by VW2008 February 15, 2010
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