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toilet trolls

1. People that do something to toilets, such as put something on the seat or loosen something in order to pull a prank.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys

5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.
My mom didn't want me to do my math homework in the bathroom because she claimed that the toilet trolls would tell me all the answers.

"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.
by Okto May 25, 2017
mugGet the toilet trollsmug.

Toilet Dog

(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.

- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
by Sczechuan Stan February 3, 2018
mugGet the Toilet Dogmug.

Toilet Booking

Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.
Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.
by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016
mugGet the Toilet Bookingmug.

Toilet Flower

1. Person of Bad Character.
2. Someone who is a piece a shit.

3. Dirty, rude, problematic individual.
1. Lucas is a great catch for any woman, that other guy Webster is a toilet flower.
2. I told my friend Rovair not to date her because she's a toilet flower.
3. Adam, she plagiarized my work the sold it online as her own eBook, what a toilet flower.
by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace January 27, 2015
mugGet the Toilet Flowermug.

painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet
Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell
by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013
mugGet the painting the toiletmug.

money toilet

Someone who wastes a lot of someone else's money.
by hannah_b April 3, 2009
mugGet the money toiletmug.

Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.
You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.
by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010
mugGet the Toilet Cheesemug.

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