Squidward

yeah he is epic

Yooo you look like squidward

by Itsyaboiratinasock235 May 18, 2020

Smexy Squidward

The most elegant sea babe in the universe. If anyone were to have such luck to see this mystical being they would have eternal life and nothing bad would ever happen to them. They would get all the wealth they wanted and everyone would love them. Nobody has ever been so lucky to have seen this shining creature besides the all-powerful bruh frog and Bob Ross. Smexy Squidward is too powerful for eyes and if you look at him without protection you may die from shock for you cannot believe that there's something so beautiful and divine. It is impossible to find a creature more beautiful because no such thing exists. And if you are ever to question his powerfulness, beauty or smexiness you will be cursed with the worst possible punishment.

Everyone: "Smexy Squidward is the hottest creature in the universe!"
Criminal: "No he isn't I am!"
Judge: " This criminal has done the worst crime possible and shall be put to death this evening! If anyone wants to agree with them they shall also be punished the same way!"

by Sloth Bruh December 8, 2020

Squidward

The most miserable person on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is an octopus with a BIG NOSE, Lives in a tiki or a moai 🗿. He plays a clarinet (pretty bad), loves to paint art and works as a cashier at the famous restaurant in the bikini bottom “the Krusty Krab”

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by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025

Squidward Chat

A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.

This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.

by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023

Squidward Effect

When in a voice chat or in a game and you laugh so hard you almost lose consciousness.

My friend Todd had the Squidward Effect playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

Squidward Effect

When you almost lose consciousness while playing a online game or in a voice chat.

My friend Todd experienced the Squidward effect while playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

Squidward

When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward

Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night

by Mlavelle November 7, 2021