squidward lookin headass

its literally in the name
whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass
by #rogang February 05, 2020
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Rusty squidward

When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose
Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty

James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023
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Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
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Dabbing Squidward

A meme of a Squidward dabbing during a holiday parade. The man behind the mask is running for president under, "other" as his candidate checkbox. Fill in dabbing Squidward here.
Oh look, Johnny, it is a dabbing Squidward!
by emster_em December 16, 2019
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Squidward Chat

A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.
This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.
by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023
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Squidwarding

When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.
"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".
by Not Steven Seagal May 15, 2018
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Squidwarding

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.
Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.
by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018
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