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Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
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"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"
"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
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