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butt safe

A place to store your contraband; keistering
John’s butt safe held both a fart and a cocaine filled condom
by Kata Stroff June 7, 2018
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Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
by jbszee October 26, 2015
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safe signal

Used by a bottom in replacement of a safeword when they can not speak.
When I was gagged and the pain got too bad, I tapped my leg three times: my safe signal.
by 💝 candy June 23, 2015
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poopy safe

where you want to put things that suck
Give me my money back you bitch or I will lock you up in the poopy safe..... and don't forget to give me back my black tee-shirt
by diceyj February 3, 2004
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Safed Kameez

A close friend that you can rely on in time of need, and reach out to without being judged. Typically a person that one would call first in an emergency.
When John left his work for a week to be by my side, I knew he was my 'Safed Kameez' .

I wish I had a 'Safed Kameez' as Susan has.
by Panchhi March 21, 2019
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safe lie

A lie that is easy to tell and will not be held against you in the future
The teacher asked me if I was the person who wrote on the wall in the bathroom. I said I did not even though I did. It was a safe lie because she could not prove it was me
by Heyitsj000 July 8, 2019
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vas safe

Vasectomy safe. A man that is vasectomy safe as in he unable to get a woman pregnant. When a woman is seeking a man who is unable to accidentally get the woman pregnant. Safety from unwanted pregnancy. Creampie freedom.
"I would love if you're vas safe so you can cum inside me."
by MrBigBombAssDick May 1, 2022
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