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Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.
Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.
by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025
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Plopping

When you unplug a well-lubed butt plug with enough force to hear a “plop!” sound, just like champagne.
Did you hear that sound coming from Theresa’s room last night?”
“Yes, it was Alex plopping her”
by alettopresto July 14, 2023
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plops

plops are the second best people on the internet, they are subscribed to plob/gxntheplobcat.
(inspired by reezies. also sub to Courtreezy cause ya)
" I'm a defined plops! "
by gxntheplobcat October 18, 2023
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hot plop

When you eat spicy food and have a painfully hot bowel movement the next day.
I ate a ghost pepper burrito and had to take a hot plop the next day! Ouch!
by Pain Killaz March 30, 2017
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Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)
"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
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plop

damn bro we bout to go smoke a shit filled doobie, hol up bro i need to take a plop
by mrstevez October 21, 2018
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