scratch meal

Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).

“Sorry it’s only a scratch meal - I haven’t had time to cook properly?”

by LadyShady November 4, 2019

meal-timin' it

the act of attending lunch, especially when applied to a structured work day in which one must request a lunch break.

Are we meal-timin' it at noon?

Hey guys, let's meal-time it!

Meal-timin' is my favorite part of the hectic day.

by ernaisha January 30, 2007

Tit meal

one large breast on a plate

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"

by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020

Squirty meal

This is when you make a girl squirt few moments to when she has her period. Then you use her cum as water to cook pasta and her period blood as sauce then her blood cloth as meat balls .

Me and the street hooker made a squirty meal after sex

by Al fayeed December 28, 2020

man meal

(noun) a very large feast cooked and eaten in large portions by men; often times at irregular times during the day.

"Hey do you want to go get some dinner?"
"No thanks, I had a man meal at about 3 today, I'm not gonna be hungry for like a couple days."

by El Sucio February 15, 2010

Marriage Meal

When she makes a meal SO GOOD that you be wanting to marry her afterwards

This lobster mac and cheese is a Marriage Meal

by Shasta P. McNasty November 11, 2019

Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.

Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."

by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016