The action of removing one's Knees. For example you have met someone you hate or deny to enjoy his/her presence, you simply ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ด. This action has been commonly in the 1800's for torture. You can also call your local knee remover, to do the dirty work for you.
by The Knee Remover February 3, 2021
Get the Knee Removingmug. Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).
Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.
I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.
The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.
The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
by Faux Foe July 6, 2016
Get the Dad Kneesmug. The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.
Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.
She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.
Dave: What the fuck is that?
Sally: What?
Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.
Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?
Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..
*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees
She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.
Dave: What the fuck is that?
Sally: What?
Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.
Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?
Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..
*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees
by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx August 19, 2013
Get the Shit Kneesmug. Being way beyond the stage of intoxicated, to the point in which you begin to stagger and fall. Hereby losing the knees and the ability to walk.
If he continues to drink vodka, he is gonna Lose The Knees.
I was so shmammered last night that I lost the knees when trying to walk home.
I was so shmammered last night that I lost the knees when trying to walk home.
by Shmuckered October 11, 2010
Get the Lose The Kneesmug. Stephanie while providing sucking privilege had to get on her tippy knees in order to get my entire shaft down her throat.
by LemmeF1ndOut October 8, 2020
Get the Tippy kneesmug. When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 25, 2017
Get the Pig Kneesmug. by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019
Get the Knee Crotchmug.