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fetal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.
To achieve four knocks deep, one must master the fetal funnel.
by agentmiket013 September 26, 2017
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fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.
I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.
by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017
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Funnel dropper

A term, commonly used within sales, for somebody you have been working with a long time that finally pans out.
You can’t count that person for this month, they’re a funnel dropper.
by TeamHellYeah November 28, 2017
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Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.
Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.
by baetastic February 14, 2017
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funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.
by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017
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ketamine funneling

When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.
Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021
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mud funnel

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel
by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011
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