Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.

I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.

by Colombianantique March 17, 2024

Colombian Snowplough

When you rack up a line of cocaine on a girls ass but she farts before you get to sniff it and you end up with a face full of snow

I made a big line of coke on her ass last night but she farted before I sniffed it.

What happened?

My face was white and it looked like a colombian snowplough had gone past me

by The Plumber Jezza J August 29, 2025

Colombian senses

When niggasenses are not sufficient. Colombian senses add the additional thought of threat or cocaine could be around

My Colombian senses are telling me this is a place of no good people.

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Colombian Mudslide

The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.

Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.

by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024

Colombian tie

When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.

This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico

This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.

by Xevetixn September 1, 2022

The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.

Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”

by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025

Colombian Sucker

When two fully erect men form a "69" position and snort cocaine off of each others penises.

Yo bro, me and John had a craaazzy Colombian sucker session last night, you should try it.

by P-rizzy November 2, 2023