After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.
"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."
by Fookem August 10, 2021
by Justchecking22 November 10, 2021
Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
by Ballingtrapking January 28, 2016
I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.
by 2Legit2Hit September 16, 2023
Where you eat raw coffee grinds and shake your stomach until you are either caffeinated or puke. Whichever one comes first, it is sure to wake you up.
by Siggur February 19, 2021
When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.
by itsmenotjames December 06, 2024
by Questtttt January 05, 2022