Coconut rice

An Asian homosexual or heterosexual individual who identifies as a white person, however is of Asian heritage.

I went over to his house, but he wasn't Asian at all, he's just a coconut rice that doesn't accept his Asian heritage.

I'm actually into sticky rice, not into coconut rice.

Sorry, I don't take my shoes off, I'm actually coconut rice.

by UVPdx November 19, 2020

Smol-Coconut

A name for someone whose hair is somewhat frizzy on the top of their head. You may also call them that if that person is a smol-bean in general.

Sad Samantha is such a Smol-Coconut it is adorable.

by weirdloudmouth January 17, 2017

Coconut Shoulders

Massive, round, muscular shoulders

I'm working on my shoulders - I want massive coconut shoulders!
Wow! Look at that guy! He's got huge coconut shoulders!
Check out the coconut shoulders on that girl! She must live at the gym!!

by MichelleMac December 20, 2014

Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.

He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.

by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021

Coconut Cracker

A polite way of saying "dumb idiot"

Why do you have to be a Coconut Cracker John?

by CrackedNut May 11, 2021

Coconut Milk

Amazing milk and when bought at chinese supermakets it has a sus woman on the side.

Joe: yo did you see that coconut milk carton
Jimmy: nah whats so special about it?
Joe: it has woman
Jimmy: DAYUM

by Sigfiglover March 24, 2022

Savannah Coconut

Elephant dung, which contains a surprising excess of water, which can be drinkable given dehydration or boredom.

Yo fam, you see that video of bear grylls drinking from a Savannah coconut?

by Canatron November 1, 2019