Coconut snowball

When a man is receiving oral pleasure and at the point of ejaculation his partner sneezes, 'blowing back' the semen onto his testicles and thus making them look like the coconut snowball snack.

I was full on enjoying my blowie last night but the damn bitch sneezed at the last minute giving me a bad case of the coconut snowballs.

by louboopdidoo April 14, 2016

Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

coconut shell

mind or brain

you're so stupid! use your coconut shell

by andyellie June 6, 2017

coconut blow

When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.

Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Smol-Coconut

A name for someone whose hair is somewhat frizzy on the top of their head. You may also call them that if that person is a smol-bean in general.

Sad Samantha is such a Smol-Coconut it is adorable.

by weirdloudmouth January 17, 2017

Savannah Coconut

Elephant dung, which contains a surprising excess of water, which can be drinkable given dehydration or boredom.

Yo fam, you see that video of bear grylls drinking from a Savannah coconut?

by Canatron November 1, 2019

blowing the coconut

When someone gives you a blowjob and you release coconut “cum” out

Me: what did you and your girl do last night?
Friend: she was blowing the coconut and it went everywhere!

by coconutblower69 December 2, 2020