Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.
Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the Chessmug. by raiders2145698 December 3, 2020
Get the Chessmug. Everythink what is necessary or possibe
Ex : don't be worry we will do the chesse in order to save your son from death
Ex : don't be worry we will do the chesse in order to save your son from death
by Xvy December 9, 2017
Get the The chessemug. If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.
As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the Chessmug. by ILOVECHESSING June 11, 2024
Get the Chessingmug. A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends
Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: You wet wipe.
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: You wet wipe.
by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023
Get the Chessmug. A general term for anything stupid, bad, or weird; easily inserted into a sentence. Your typical negative slang phrase.
Person 1: “Hey did you hear that new song?”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”
by Shmuppydoggle July 18, 2025
Get the Chess For Ninniesmug.