Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017

Father Boris

A priest that is biased and isn't fair among people.
Prejudice of race, gender, or sex.

Why did you get that but I was told I couldn't?
Seems like he's acting like Father Boris to me

by Gazyoofder March 23, 2024

Boris

An ugly baby

Look at that Boris over there in the corner! Oh my god.

by PunkyBrewster69 June 2, 2025

Boris Airay

He is a cute af anime guy from in the anime Alice in the land of Hearts he is the chesire cat and he is KAWAII!!!

Omg just look him up Boris Airay

by I can’t tell you who I am duhh June 17, 2018

Borys

Borys is a very nice man and very handsome an girls like him a lot but deon is still better (sorry borys) He is the coolest guy and quite funny

Wow look at him he's such a borys

by shmuck1234 May 30, 2021

Boris

Boris is definition of sigma male. He might seem weak, but belive me you don’t wanna mess with him. He have balls made out of steal and long dick. Boris can have any girl he want he even can have your father. Boris is everything you wanna be, and everything your mom want.

Man: hi sigma male no1 i am sorry to distrub you but my wife and i have a problem
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick

by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021

Boris Gump

The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump

Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.

by FlintMac September 25, 2021