ninja

person that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama

I need more ninjas on my project team and a lot less drama queens.

by dadlyman June 04, 2011

ninja

noun:
awesome person who wears all black and has purple underwear

that girl is such a ninja!

by thisisnotnina May 15, 2011

Ninja

Fuck you kid. you're adopted

THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

EHEHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAH HOW ARE YOU-HOW ARE YOU NOT IN FUCKIN SCHOOL?!

DIE. IN A FUCKING FIRE PLEASE.

WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKIN CUNT LORDS MAN

ninja: n word

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Ninja

A method used to silently shit and piss on a girl's face (usually a whore) after a long night of having intercourse, ending with the person leaving unnoticed.

Hey man, did you have sex with that chick yet?

Yeah, I pulled a Ninja on her.

by mikeyurban July 27, 2018

ninja

Much better word then my nigga, or the N-word. much more taste full, and not so ignorant to leave one smiling instead of cutting one down.

waz up my ninja
ninja please!

all the homies in the house yell ninja!
my ninja
you know yo my favorite ninja
ninja you mus think im stupid!
that's my ninja there.
and etc.

by thehitman1975 March 28, 2014

ninja

Something nearly every single azn that exists claims to be.

Derek: ZOMG IEM LIEK SOOOOO NINJA ASSASIN LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD XD

John: No. No, your not. Your a basement dwelling otaku with no friends. GTFO.

by Pencilz June 04, 2010

ninja

The art of dissapearing from a room or area with people, without any of them noticeing. it is very awesome, and hard to learn. they are great at partys, and it makes a terrific exit. *very similar to "pulling a batman".

GUY #1: so, dude, have u like, seen tony around here? I beat him in a chugging contest.
GUY #2: yeah, but he must have left.
GUY #1: no way, i had every exit covered. the dude owes me 5 bucks!
GUY #2: dude! do u know what happened?? the dude must've pulled a ninja on you!
GUY #1: what i jerk. but you've gotta admit, its pretty cool.

by Quantum Kestrel December 09, 2011