Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

cave grease

cave gease is where some one is fingering there asshole, and when the ring piece gets really wet, that is called cave grease.

hey dad, i was fingering my asshole, and my ring piece was soaking wet, " no silly, that' s cave grease".

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

oar grease

Oar Grease is a playlist on YouTube where lots of videos of fetishes such as vore and inflation with Five Night's at Freddy's characters and Sonic characters.

Person 1: Have you heard of "oar grease"?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Look it up then!

by s0m3th1ngr4nd0m February 2, 2021

grease chills

A grease chill is what you get when biting into a highly caloric and greasy food. It also occurs most often after the greasy food settles in your stomach.

After I ate that McGriddle it gave me a case of the grease chills.

by Kenyon November 13, 2006

Girl grease

Slang term for the lubrication released in a vagina when excited sexually.

"I got inta Shannon's pants, and man, did she have that girl grease thang goin'

by BarkingSpiders January 4, 2009

grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.

If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2011

Quantitative Greasing

When the Federal Reserve say's "OK Working class slaves,,,
Bend over... This will only hurt a little bit"...
But then they put sand and glass in the K-Y jelly (t.m.) When

your not looking.(use your tax dollars to repay junk debt)

First Guy: Did Your retirement account slide loo?

Second Guy: Yea... i got a real Quantitative Greasing!

by scubadoobie November 4, 2010