A bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it's a literal set of rules. However, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.
Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.
Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.
Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.
Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.
by AManFromDeclan November 17, 2011
by Rotten Apple A&E November 24, 2018
A group of gangsters that read the Bible
Attacks rival gangs by throwing crucifixes
Reads only the Bible
(members are Bible Gangsters)
Attacks rival gangs by throwing crucifixes
Reads only the Bible
(members are Bible Gangsters)
Bible gang! Bible gang! Bible gang!
by Bible gangster August 23, 2019
The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music
by Ktaei March 25, 2021
porchose the bible
by -chocomilkdiva November 03, 2020
A Bible bully told me that I was going to hell because I am against making abortion illegal.
A description of the 14 personality traits of Bible bullies and a list of their usual victims may be found in Bible Bullies: How Fundamentalists Got The Good Book So Wrong.
A description of the 14 personality traits of Bible bullies and a list of their usual victims may be found in Bible Bullies: How Fundamentalists Got The Good Book So Wrong.
by Bible Bully Gadfly May 12, 2013
That bible thumper on the corner wouldnt shut up about how god is the only certainty in this world so i reported him to the cops for disturbing the peace
by buttmusket July 23, 2009