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ate a ticket

Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069
by 69loverneverdoer November 8, 2021
mugGet the ate a ticketmug.

Timber ticket

A rag, pillowcase or blanket used to mop up semen.
by Muthaphukker January 19, 2022
mugGet the Timber ticketmug.

whip ticket

To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.

To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
by Ramin M August 1, 2006
mugGet the whip ticketmug.

Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
mugGet the Crap Ticketsmug.

Ticket Meow

The best kind of cat you will ever meet! Sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! You will always want to he around this cute kitty! He never scratches and loves belly rubs!
Wow! Did you see that? I think it was Ticket Meow!
by animal_luv_12 August 15, 2016
mugGet the Ticket Meowmug.

Mets tickets

New York City mayor bill deblasio failed bail reform program where criminals are given free mets tickets, gift cards, and other amenities as an incentive for them to show up to court.
He slashed 4 people in the Bronx, punched two Asian women in the nyc subway, was finally arrested, but was quickly released without bail and given mets tickets in hopes he shows up to court for his hearing.
by gabbagooo February 20, 2021
mugGet the Mets ticketsmug.

Snow ticket

An oblong snowball used use for wiping your asshole after taking a shit in the woods when there is no toilet paper.
by The Slane April 1, 2017
mugGet the Snow ticketmug.

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