JoJo's Bizarre Porno

Used when referring to the pilot of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure being posted on PornHub (no longer available as of 2020)

"damn, whoever made jojo's bizarre porno is a pogchamp"

by Suburban Middle School Kid December 14, 2020

Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it

I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie

by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021

porno syndrome

When u think a lot about things that will not happen but u’re still think they can happen.

Man 1: Dude this girl will suck my dick
Man 2: Never bro, she is way out of your league, you got that porno Syndrome

by 0verthinker April 21, 2021

Porno accurate

When the quality of a movie or acting is so bad its like watching a Porno

John: did ya hear about Resident evil Welcome to Raccoon City

Steve: naw mate i heard its pretty Porno Accurate

by Arndehgrt August 3, 2022

Porno Titty

When you are fucking a chick and only one of her boobs is moving, just like you would see when a chick is getting fucked in a porno.

I was fucking this chick missionary and only her left titty was moving, so I was watching her porno titty.

by Marty1985 June 18, 2022

Porno Titty

When you are having sex with a woman and only one of her tits moves, like you see all the time in a porno.

I was nailing this woman wheel barrow style and she had a Porno Titty going on because only her left tit was moving.

by Marty1985 June 29, 2022

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022