When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.
He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.
by srathraz November 27, 2009
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When you push your nutsack and cock between your legs the goat but make sure it is resting on your palm so that it looks like your serving a full course meal.
I opened the door and to my surprise my brother was serving a Thanksgiving dinner to his girlfriend.
"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."
"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."
by The Mighty Pilgram October 10, 2012
Get the Thanksgiving Dinner mug.sarcastic phrase meaning "that was really gross/inappropriate/stupid and you're an idiot." Comes from group therapy, where everyone is encouraged to share their feelings and is recognized for sharing.
Quentin: "I just won the statewide Rubik's Cube championship."
Potential girlfriend: "Thanks for sharing."
Potential girlfriend: "Thanks for sharing."
by spatulasaucepan January 10, 2009
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by Graham Fairbank January 8, 2008
Get the Thanksgiving mug.Noun- The single or series of massive shits as a result of eating too much during Thanksgiving dinner.
Verb- The act of taking a massive shit as a result of eating too much on Thanksgiving
Verb- The act of taking a massive shit as a result of eating too much on Thanksgiving
Noun- Dude, I just took the biggest Thankshitting ever!
Verb- Just a sec, I'm in the bathroom Thankshitting.
Verb- Just a sec, I'm in the bathroom Thankshitting.
by Ukuleleist November 26, 2011
Get the Thankshitting mug.A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.
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