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We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
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" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
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We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
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He also goes by ALVIN as well, his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He pulled another stint with another individual except this time it wasn't as harsh as the Holiday INN after party.
He had the same people involved this time as well.
ALI and MILES MULTANI
They called up the individual and took him to NIKKI's Roadhouse in Princeton/ Woodstock ONT.
ALI and MILES got the individual all sauced up and had people on the inside at the strip club and they had recited his lingo prior to his arrival at NIKKI's then as he walked by they started throwing the feelers out. LOL
The individual just acted oblivious and pretend like OMG " such a coincidence that they are flowing like me, like whoaaa "
Yo ALVIN THAI LIM you little queer , you have to do a better job on training ALI and MILES MULTANI LOL 😆 😄
These guys are notorious for roffieeing people especially MEN so please do tread.
They are on some P. DIDDY 💩 ?
He also goes by ALVIN as well, his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He pulled another stint with another individual except this time it wasn't as harsh as the Holiday INN after party.
He had the same people involved this time as well.
ALI and MILES MULTANI
They called up the individual and took him to NIKKI's Roadhouse in Princeton/ Woodstock ONT.
ALI and MILES got the individual all sauced up and had people on the inside at the strip club and they had recited his lingo prior to his arrival at NIKKI's then as he walked by they started throwing the feelers out. LOL
The individual just acted oblivious and pretend like OMG " such a coincidence that they are flowing like me, like whoaaa "
Yo ALVIN THAI LIM you little queer , you have to do a better job on training ALI and MILES MULTANI LOL 😆 😄
These guys are notorious for roffieeing people especially MEN so please do tread.
They are on some P. DIDDY 💩 ?
MILES MULTANI: " Yo ALI, looks like the roffie that we put in his drinks has kicked in on the individual"
ALI: " Excellent, keep him occupied and keep feeding him drinks because im going to send a stripper over without him knowing "
THAI: " MILES, ALI.. I need a status update because I'm just around the corner giving a BLOWJOB to my buddy MARK because he finished early from his shift at TOYOTA.
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY "
ALI: " yo MILES, should I ask THAI to perform the Thai Snow Storm "
MILES MULTANI: " I want IN on this "
INDIVIDUAL: " yo, MILES, ALI- is the charades over yet or should I just keep acting along like I don't notice what you all planned for me ?
MILES MULTANI: " I will buy you another
thai iced tea "
THAI : " Guys keep the individual occupied because MARK here is backed up and is blowing big loads 💦. "
MILES MULTANI: " Yo THAI, do you have room for me, I will promise you our tips won't touch "
THAI: " Yes, ofcourse .just come in on a slight angle with just enough enertia"
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY"
Moral of the story is, keep your distance from these DING DONG'S and if you do end up going out anywhere with them please tread carefully and purchase your own drinks with all eyes on the bartender at the point of purchase.
ALI: " Excellent, keep him occupied and keep feeding him drinks because im going to send a stripper over without him knowing "
THAI: " MILES, ALI.. I need a status update because I'm just around the corner giving a BLOWJOB to my buddy MARK because he finished early from his shift at TOYOTA.
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY "
ALI: " yo MILES, should I ask THAI to perform the Thai Snow Storm "
MILES MULTANI: " I want IN on this "
INDIVIDUAL: " yo, MILES, ALI- is the charades over yet or should I just keep acting along like I don't notice what you all planned for me ?
MILES MULTANI: " I will buy you another
thai iced tea "
THAI : " Guys keep the individual occupied because MARK here is backed up and is blowing big loads 💦. "
MILES MULTANI: " Yo THAI, do you have room for me, I will promise you our tips won't touch "
THAI: " Yes, ofcourse .just come in on a slight angle with just enough enertia"
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY"
Moral of the story is, keep your distance from these DING DONG'S and if you do end up going out anywhere with them please tread carefully and purchase your own drinks with all eyes on the bartender at the point of purchase.
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Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"
Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a
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Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a
" THAI"
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