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by Ted kazzy January 15, 2022
by thomas the train engine November 10, 2006
by White is the superior race May 22, 2017
the right you have when yor are arested a police officer (5.0, one time, fuzz, heat, po pos) read to you. they were made when a man named miranda was arrested and he pleaded that he didnt know he didnt have to talk to the police( that he had the right to remain silent) so he was found inocent
here are the miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
here are the miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
Jeff: its the 5.0 nuckas run
(cop jumps on the guy)
cop: your under arrest
(at questioning)
cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights
jeff: comminutst...
cop: do you!!??
Jeff: yes
(cop jumps on the guy)
cop: your under arrest
(at questioning)
cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights
jeff: comminutst...
cop: do you!!??
Jeff: yes
by what it do? August 01, 2006
(verb) A phrase used to describe your acceptance of something. The term was originally a reference to the Tinder app. On Tinder, swiping right means you approve of a male/female after judging them by a few picture and a short bio. "Swipe right" can be used anytime you make a good choice or approve of something.
Original usage:
That girl Hannah over there is really hott. I would definitely swipe right on her.
Other uses:
"These burritos are so good! I'm glad we swiped right on Chipotle.
Tom: Did you see the trailer for that new video game?
Dan: Swipe right!
Dana: How do you feel about Nic Cage?
Peter: Swipe right!.. No homo.
That girl Hannah over there is really hott. I would definitely swipe right on her.
Other uses:
"These burritos are so good! I'm glad we swiped right on Chipotle.
Tom: Did you see the trailer for that new video game?
Dan: Swipe right!
Dana: How do you feel about Nic Cage?
Peter: Swipe right!.. No homo.
by Normal Dan October 07, 2014
by PotatMuffin August 16, 2021
A girl who, although they may not admit it, every guy is waiting for; for a true, honest and mutual relationship; and maybe to the point where they won't "have sex" but make love.
"Damn, I wish i could meet the right girl already, nothings gone well in my past."
"...You mean you don't just want to get laid dude?"
"...You mean you don't just want to get laid dude?"
by aLwayz2heLp March 07, 2009