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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
mugGet the tender blendermug.

Chicken Tender

Someone who is exceptionally well skilled with cock.
That Jennifer, she is such a chicken tender, she had me weak AF last night.
by mehgt December 3, 2020
mugGet the Chicken Tendermug.

Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.
Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*
by FastAir May 20, 2024
mugGet the Tenderismmug.

Blender tender

A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.
Don Jaun was a blender tender
by Jiwoy Yomamah July 19, 2016
mugGet the Blender tendermug.

crispy, juicy, tender

it is the description for your mo- I mean a chicken sandwich, a crispy, juicy, tender sandwich.
person #1 : mmmmmm this sandwich is so good.
person #2 : oh yeah? describe it in three words.
person #1 : hmmm crispy, juicy, tender.
by tottallynotgay January 16, 2024
mugGet the crispy, juicy, tendermug.

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