Telephary

A party game that combines the elements of both Pictionary and Telephone. Every person, while sitting in a circle, receives a drawing utensil and number of pieces of paper equal to the number of people in the circle. Each person then writes a sentence and after 10 seconds, passes their entire stack of papers to their right with the sentence on top. That person then reads the paper and draws a picture of the sentence. After 10 seconds, the person puts the sentence on the bottom of the stack and passes the stack of papers again so that the next person sees the picture and writes a sentence about what they think the picture is. This continues until everyone has their own paper. The chain of sentences/drawings are revealed and there is much laughter and merriment.

"We all started playing Telephary, which would seem really boring, but is actually hilarious when everyone is drunk"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

telehigh

to get high with someone over the phone

Me and my friend got telehigh last night; we did bong hits at the same time.

by magvox July 19, 2009

Telephonite

Someone who works in the telecommunications field. This person lives and breathes the voice side of communications rather than the data side. Fron the old school of dial tone creation.

'All the people who worked for me at Verizon were terrific Telephonites'.

by telecomking July 20, 2009

telephone pisser

A person who pees while on the phone.

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.

by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009

Telephony

the act of using telepathy over the telephony.

Phone operator 1: I just had the worst caller...
Phone operator 2: Yeah? What did you have to do?

Phone operator 1: I used my telephony to slap them 3 times... I don't think they'll call again, but if they do I'll have to knock them out.

by Narc0letipc May 4, 2010

telephornery

(adj). A nasty, unpleasant, irritable, or angry demeanor when using the phone.

If you need to talk to Suzy today, you'd better just go over to her cubicle. I just got off a call with her and she's totally telephornery today.

by Annoyed17106 June 12, 2010

telephonography

1. The study of telephones and telephone systems
2. The practice of using telephones and telephone systems

Q: "Can you set up my logging to the phone system?"
A: "Why, yes. I am quite adept at telephonography"

Q: "Would you mind cold calling a few clients?"
A: "Yes please. I enjoy a good bit of telephonography"

by greysontyrus July 11, 2011