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Tech Play

The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.
Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.
by Sushi Queen of Chicago February 6, 2017
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Broken Tech

A running joke and play on words coined by Brooklyn Tech Students. It's used to refer to the general ineptitude and/or sluggishness of the school at times. The suffix -lyn might also be added to the phrase (mainly in speech though). Ex. Brokenlyn Technical High School
Underclassman A: "Why are the elevators to the lunchroom always under repair?"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"
by Overworked & Stressed April 24, 2021
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Brek Tech

The visit to hillside in the 27 minute break halfway through 9am Rec tech to get a takeaway full English
“Hey aren’t you gonna have breakfast before you leave?”

“Nah it’s sound I’ve got brek tech first thing”
by J.D.Wetherspoon April 21, 2020
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women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.
PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!
by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020
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Lane Tech

The best part of this place is that sum rando from Michigan can see ur sweatshirt n say that they went there in the 50’s
Type an example of how it’s used Lane Tech
by ElonMusk December 4, 2019
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Tech rape

When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.
Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.
by Look! A horse! August 15, 2018
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Tech-Tourettes

Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun

A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.

Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
by notyocheese February 5, 2013
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