by Apple tech geek November 07, 2017
Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.
by darksyda September 16, 2015
by Look! A horse! August 16, 2018
An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
A running joke and play on words coined by Brooklyn Tech Students. It's used to refer to the general ineptitude and/or sluggishness of the school at times. The suffix -lyn might also be added to the phrase (mainly in speech though). Ex. Brokenlyn Technical High School
Underclassman A: "Why are the elevators to the lunchroom always under repair?"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"
by Overworked & Stressed April 25, 2021
The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.
Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.
by Sushi Queen of Chicago February 07, 2017
The visit to hillside in the 27 minute break halfway through 9am Rec tech to get a takeaway full English
“Hey aren’t you gonna have breakfast before you leave?”
“Nah it’s sound I’ve got brek tech first thing”
“Nah it’s sound I’ve got brek tech first thing”
by J.D.Wetherspoon April 21, 2020