Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

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Boston Tea Party

The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.

Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!

by Kk5565 June 12, 2023

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Boston Tea Partying

To funnel hot liquid into the rectum of a victim then throw them into water all while acting like a stereotypical Indian

We are gonna go Boston Tea Partying later at Dan’s house.

by Kandlstick October 22, 2022

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New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.

“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023

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A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

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