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Turdinator

A gun that shoots turds at such high speeds it can penetrate the skin, causing severe rug burns wherever shot
Darren: “Yo dude watch out my guy! That man has a Turdinator!”

Bob: “You’re right broski! Thanks for the warning!”
by Turdinatormaster3000 January 17, 2022
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Turing tryst

A: Did you hear? Theodore got catfished hard by a chatbot last month.
B: Yeah, it was a real Turing tryst.
by very_clever_pseudonym April 2, 2022
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Turning your beyblade

"Turning your beyblade", is sentence that has the same meaning as "shooting your shot", referring to the attempt of doing something. It first appeared online by Algerians
You: Yo bro, I like Sarah, do you think I should ask her out?
Your friend: Nah man, she's so out of your league, don't turning turning your beyblade with her
by ghosty20033 April 20, 2022
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When a girl is leading you on and it’s working, you turn your ski mask forwards to imply your excited
Girl: *send nudes*
Guy: *turning your ski mask forwards*
by IsSyrupARock April 25, 2022
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Turking

Appalling and shocking driving on Turkish roads and highways without any regard for the highway code or the safety of others
That turking is going to kill someone upon seeing a driver cross 3 lanes on a highway while using their mobile phone and eating a sandwich
"Good lord, that is some horrendous turking over there" as a vehicle reverses up a highway having missed a turning
by Stuart the scholar September 12, 2022
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Turking

Exceptionally poor driving, often exhibited by a Turkish national or on Turkish roads, which endangers oneself, other road users, pedestrians and anyone else within the radius that a car could travel at high speed through the air. Often characterised by a distracted driver who will not stop talking, the parallel and constant use of a mobile phone while in command of a vehicle, or driving at 140 KMH only 1 metre behind the vehicle in front.
Applicable examples would be (i) multiple lane changes by a driver whilst simultaneously eating food, using a mobile phone and talking to passengers in the back of the vehicle (ii) a vehicle stopping at a busy road junction so the driver can make a phone call (iii) a vehicle reversing at high speed up a major road as the driver had missed their turn-off and was too lazy to wait until the next exit
1. Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus, did you see that extreme turking? The driver of that car just cut across all 3 lanes of the road while eating a sandwich, sending a text message and apparently trying to make a joke to the child in the back
2. The driver of that car should be arrested for turking. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to park on a busy t-junction and make, what I assume, is a phone call to their family member to talk about what's for dinner
3. Someone nearly turked me off the road yesterday
by Stuart the scholar October 5, 2022
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Turting

The act of repairing a link track.
Whelp, guess Ted's off Turting again.
by Stonebender February 18, 2023
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