Tarpid.

The mixture of Toopid and Tarded.

You're so Tarpid.

by Jigners July 1, 2009

Tarpsmasher

someone that smashes tarps for a living, or a derogatory term for anyone and everything you don't like.

at a person: Yo Aaron, stop being a tarpsmasher and play League of legends.

at an object: This Tarpsmashing computer keeps deleting my porn when I'm looking at it!

by Marthrian November 20, 2011

Tsarot

It is common expression used by Filipinos when they're only joking about their statement. Most of the time, these are expressions that are too good to be true.

It may be translated as "just kidding" but it's widely used by bekis

I will have a breakfast in Japan tomorrow, lunch in London and dinner in Paris - all in one day! Tsarot!

by exaherada February 20, 2012

Tarplied

to cheat on a beautiful woman with an ugly one

to be unfaithful

Poor Lauren, she got tarplied by her boyfriend.

by Widow August 14, 2012

Tarpaulin

Extremely vulgar act involving two homeless outreach workers, a bottle of vinegar and a used condom.

I can't believe you tarped me when I was bending over at that tent talking to someone - I will tarpaulin you next time you fall asleep at the wheel

by Har Bringer June 11, 2014

tsartsabalidis

The biggest pencil dick you'll meet in your life

Yo why are you playing dick
You know I'm just have a tsartsabalidis

by Stifflerrrr September 14, 2016

Tarp

Essentially a baby blanket for grown-ups, providing all the shelter, protection, anonymity, magical powers one needs if only in one's head. Often used sardonically .

That pontificating senator evangelizing about women's choice of birth control can put a tarp on it.

by AisforAbortion October 10, 2016