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Beck’in treatment

when a person loosely connects marginally related information to prove an elusive (and typically not real) point. Named after the television host, Glenn Beck.
Bush provided a Beck’in treatment with the lead into the Iraq War.
by setgewick March 13, 2011
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Shock Treatment

Slang for ECT or Electro-Convulsive Therapy, a modern of version of the mental health procedure that hopefully shocks a patient out of their madness. It was graphically depicted in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" starring Jack Nicholson. The modern procedure involves sedatives and anti-convulsive drugs to prevent injury to the patient and typically the procedure lasts less than 2 minutes. Used as a last resort treatment, common side effects include memory loss.
My friend went to get Shock Treatment and now she forgets what we did together.
by ACiD PiT MAN August 30, 2010
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Skunk Treatment

smoking weed, getting blazed up, burn a roach, etc...
yo Dawg i beat you in hoops and i was on the skunk treatment
by Fade August 29, 2004
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girlfriend treatment

When a masseuse cuddles with you, usually in an Asian parlor, beyond the call of duty. As requested by you and for a nominal fee.
Receiving a girlfriend treatment from a foreign gal, at your convenience, is in the long run cheaper.
by grodz77 April 25, 2011
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royal treatment

(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.
Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!
by Chagrin94 September 6, 2005
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the bag treatment

when a girl has a really ugly face but a nice body, you put a bag over her head so you can only see the good stuff.
ohhhhhhhh dear, good job i brought this bag, bring those sweet legs on over here!
by andarrrrrrrrrrrrrrs January 22, 2004
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tourist treatment

When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your home town soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.
"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."
by buks August 30, 2008
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