Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.

"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."

by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009

tool

a man who is only interested in getting hammered and screwing things

"hey man, look at that guy in the corner, what a total tool"

Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.

by MajBenMaj May 16, 2012

tool

tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked

That kid is such a tool taking pics of himself and making it his myspace pic

by updog15 March 15, 2010

Tool

If post nut clarity were a band

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"

"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."

"Sir, is a McDonalds"

by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021

Tool

A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.

"Wow, Tylers growing a goatee? What a tool!"

by bmk. November 18, 2009

tool

a complete bro. hes a boss and the tools in his/hers toolshed dont agree with him/her. (vicki)

Aqeel is such a tool and his tools don't agree.

by aqeelisaboss July 6, 2011

Tool

A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word bro to the point where its just frustrating.

lisa:john dumped me yesterday for that whore jenny!
ana:ugh he is such a TOOL.

by tellinitstraightup August 4, 2011