tollie

another word for a poo / jobby / turd.

a term first coined by an inspiring newsagents worker.

man 1 - dude, whats that on your face?
man 2 - i nibbled on a cheeky wee tollie earlier and forgot my napkin.

by smellyjewnose November 12, 2010

tooling

The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging

Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.

by WillHandsome March 4, 2007

Tootie

the term "aye tootie!"
is normally shouted when a girl or group of girls see a cute boy.

but sometimes tootie could just be used when you see a friend (male or female)

"AYE TOOTIE!"
"dang, tootie"
"look at that tootie"

by emmmmmmaaaaastarnes! February 20, 2009

tookie williams

crips gang "leader" that shall rightfully burn in hell.

fuck tookie williams. Damn! tookie! Only a hardass can have a name like that!

by Adrian July 25, 2006

Tooliey

a bald streamer who puts a dress on when his fans love him. Tooliey is a streamer on twitch.tv and he is legit so bald you can see the freckles on his forehead. He looks like a leprechaun and he is a cheeza

Tooliey is so bad at fortnite

by DarkAurAAA July 22, 2019

toolish-ness

An act of extreme toolitude.
Can be performed by a professional tool, or by someone who is not really a tool. Basically, anyone can perform and act of toolish-ness

Dude, last night, i was pwning on Halo 3, but then some major DB cubed pulled an act of extreme toolish-ness, and ended my killing spree.

by Master McHam October 10, 2007

Toolishness

Displaying the characteristics of a tool, aka loser or douchebag.

Tom's toolishness was apparent when he described his evening only in the amount of alcoholic beverage he had consumed.

"Yeah man, i was sooooooo wasted last night, I had like 50 beers. I gotta check my bank account to see what i did last night"

by Zak Attack January 30, 2008