Do the Toes

To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.

By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".

"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".

And also...

"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".

by Louise Lualubelle February 23, 2010

Manna Toe

When a man wears his jeans hiked up so high they split his balls. The split balls resemble a woman's camel toe.

"Lower them jeans bro, your sporting a manna toe!"

"That's a huge manna toe!"

My manna toe is larger than my girlfriends camel toe!

by WentStead April 26, 2014

Grinch Toes

When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.

Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"

by Carlito11 September 6, 2013

Cassowary Toe

The act of stabbing someone in the throat with one elongated fingernail, usually the pinky. Named after the Australian Cassowary bird, which is known to attack people by striking out with the sharpened middle claw of the foot.

“Man, Melissa’s off her rocker, she just tried to cassowary toe me with her coke nail”

by Shortfunnykid May 21, 2020

Interlocked toes

Connecting one's toes with another's to express their true best-friendship with eachother; the superior version to holding hands.

"how close are you with this person?"
"we interlocked toes"
"you must be very close!"

by ziigbo💋😻 September 29, 2022

toe up

short for "Tore Up"; fucked up, can mean as in intoxicated or just plain wack.

them khakis be toe up, homie.

by marc ipsen September 10, 2004

toe the line

To stay in order, be obedient.
Origin: From the line in the House of Commons which members must stay behind during session. "Toe the line" is to conform to the rules.

Synonyms:
Mind one's p's and q's
Straight and narrow.

by Dizz March 22, 2004