by polivebrsk January 23, 2017
Get the not todaymug. On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 1, 2022
Get the On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?mug. Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".
I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
Get the I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union todaymug. by Randomguywastaken September 18, 2021
Get the come today and buy some cornmug. .
consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025
Get the consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.mug. have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
well im really impressed
heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
well im really impressed
heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
Get the have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?mug. This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
Get the uncle jack hasn't come by todaymug.