Vag-ined

When your friend is whipped by a girl and he is not even getting any at all.
Tommy told us bro's before hoe's but he's always with his hoe..that dude is vag-ined.
by the dudeski August 31, 2008
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Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that
e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything
by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014
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Vag Rage

Noun

When an arbitrary "feminist/SJW" blames society for his/her lack of talent/marketability/experience/competence. Especially blaming men for all of the world's wrongs.

Usually characterised by long rants on facebook, with likes from losers in basements who really need to get some to get their heads straight.
"Did you see Sona's fb rant about how Wacken predominantly has a lot of male artists?"

"Yeah, it was true vag rage"

"Jenny, stop vag raging and get a life. And a job"
-Self-respecting, employed, female friend
by sepiator December 17, 2016
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Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.
Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.
by Rated PG August 24, 2019
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vag in hand

a teen girl that is dating and teenaged boy that is much younger then her (3-4 years) she is ussually easy or desperate
i heard sarah and her 14 year old boyfriend broke up, because his friends were teasing him. But he had perfect vag in hand
by ash_xo_ox May 22, 2011
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cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.
Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.
by Venusbilly January 28, 2014
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Vag-Factory

the female equivalent of a sausage-fest; when there are mostly or all girls and very little to no guys; positive from a male perspective, negative from a female perspective.
When D'Shwanday asked his homie Alberto if there were any girls to bone at the party, Alberto replied, "It's a total vag-factory, bro!"
by Tony Marengo November 16, 2007
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