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The Velvet Underground 

The Velvet Underground proved to the world that noise can be beautiful, thus influenced Jim Morrison, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, The Strokes, they invented punk.
Listen to the The Velvet Underground´s album White Light / White Heat and look at the year that was, you think that all the music sounded so at these times.
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The Volcano 

A move performed during masturbation that involves the man jacking off and right before ejaculating the man ties a string right below the head of his penis and tying it so tight that it cuts of circulation blocking the ejaculation process. Then after 30 seconds while the cum is building up in the lower part of the man's penis, the man unties the string and his cum blasts out.

If preformed correctly the man's cum will look red like lava as a result of blood mixing with the sperm.
Man I just did The Volcano to myself last night and now i feel messed up.
The Volcano by jobo1234 February 22, 2011
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Go back to the valley

A jocular, non-serious way of telling someone that they are sucking at something (usually surfing or skateboarding or some such activity). The expression originated among Los Angeles area surfers who would try to intimidate surfers from farther inland (usually the San Fernando Valley) into not surfing at “their” break. Locals could tell a “Val” because people from the valley usually weren’t very good (not having access to the beach as easy as coast residents). Hence the expression becoming synonymous with “you suck.” Was popularized as a catch phrase by several bad Hollywood surf movies (eg Point Break).
Dude 1 tries to kickflip off a curb and falls on his face.
Dude2: Hahaha, go back to the valley.

The Verve 

Greatest band ever...period
The Verve by [P] November 2, 2003

(the) vending machine 

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.
"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

For the Vine

A phrase used to denounce that someone has pulled off a rad stunt for the social network, Vine.
I totally jumped over the bumper of this car for the vine!

hole-punch the vcard

dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
hole-punch the vcard by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008