Squidward

When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward

Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night

by Mlavelle November 7, 2021

Squidward bait

Failed attempts at spreading negativity amongst a positive environment

Alex: Hey nice base in Minecraft Veil!

Spoofer: Base could be better.

Alex: Squidward bait.

by Kovey August 28, 2025

Squidwarding

When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.

"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".

by Not Steven Seagal June 5, 2018

Squidward

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.

Squidward likes to succ john thicc

by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019

Squidwarding

To tuck your nuts between your cheeks and lay your shaft down a sleeping person's nose

Bro I was squidwarding on Brad and took a pic!

by Jesus003 July 16, 2025

squidward lookin headass

its literally in the name

whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass

by #rogang February 5, 2020

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025