Midnight pain

Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.

Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.

by jayglaubach August 31, 2013

Midnight Claire

When a woman, who by day is strong and independent, becomes a drunken degenerate who folds herself up like a pretzel to lure in sexual partners.

Victoria; where did your mate get to last night?

Fred; no idea but I heard she went full "Midnight Claire"

by awb1809 July 8, 2020

midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.

I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee

by Death by cat July 17, 2020

Midnight Creepypasta

Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils

Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils

by safdawfds June 28, 2022

Midnight Entrepreneur

The douchebags that steal parts off cars at night

Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to your catalytic converter

by hueyz July 2, 2022

Midnight haymaker

When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance

It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.

by Branzached July 14, 2021

Midnight Gospel

When you and a friend or group of friends begin to talk about very emotional and deep stuff suddenly because all of you are awake longer than you normally are. This is the result of the late night lowering your inhibitions allowing you to talk more freely even if you are not that close to the person(s) in question.

On our way back from a long night of hanging out, Fred and I began to talk about out views on life. Fred and I had a midnight gospel and I think we are closer cause of it.

by TheMagician4 February 27, 2022