Bagel Dong

A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.

I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.

by jewishdave February 22, 2011

Joe Bagel

#1 the proper spelling of Hoe Bag

#2 Sarah Lipiecki

No i was being serious! i know i'm not a Joe Bagel!

by deathsheep December 20, 2010

Bagel King

Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.

Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king

Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though

by HOOdRaat12 March 3, 2020

Rainbow Bagel

A Rainbow bagel is a homosexual/queer version of the breakfast item: Bagels

Yo, homesquare would you care for a rainbow bagel since you are openly queer.

by Johnnie Walkers Friend February 25, 2022

The Bagel Effect

What happens when someone throws a bagel at a random guy, causing the other person to become that person's arch nemesis. A good example of this is when Miles Morales thew a Bagel at Johnathan Oone, causing Johnathan to develop an intense hatred towards Miles, after that (and a collider incident) Johnathan became The Spot, who claims to be Miles's nemesis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna throw this bagel at someone!
Guy 2: No! You'll cause The Bagel Effect!
Guy 1: *Throws bagel at Guy 3*
(A year later)
Guy 1: *Minding his business*
Guy 3: Remember me? I am your worst enemy.
Guy 1: WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

by Chuli-P June 19, 2023

Bagel Radish

A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.

Woah, that guy is on Minecraft and he's telling me that he's poor. He must be a bagel radish!

by Bagel Radish January 1, 2019

carpet bagel

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.

1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.

by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018