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Sallyport Syncope

When a person in police custody suddenly loses consciousness, usually after booking and while in the sallyport for the night. The "patient" rarely has any legitimate medical condition.

Sallyport Syncope may also include complaints of chest pain, difficulty breathing,abdominal pain, headache, suicidal ideation,weakness, dizzyness, nausea.

Condition can affect anyone under arrest, but most commonly strikes the scrote population.
" Another scrote is having sallyport syncope and wants to spend a few hours in the Emergency Department"
by Rodney May 1, 2004
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syncle

When 2 people who have liked each other but have been unable to date due to the fact they were in relationships, finally become single at the same time. Often years will go by where one person becomes single just as the other gets in a relationship, or vice versa but never is their singlehood in sync.
Damn! Now that I finally am in a steady relationship, Tanya is single. We just cannot get in syncle.
by whiskey_taichou March 7, 2008
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Synchrocreep

When two people are facebook creeping eachother at the same time. It is noticed when someone interacts with your profile while you are busy looking at their profile.
Well, I guess Taylor and I were synchrocreeping eachother because I commented on her picture while getting a notification about her writing on my wall.
by n11attack May 9, 2011
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synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n June 2, 2011
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synchronized emoting

When a large group of people have the same reactions (to a sporting event, horror movie, cute cat video) at the exact same time without advanced planning.
"I have no idea what they were watching on her laptop, but their synchronized emoting told me that it was gross from all the gasps and 'ew's I heard."
by Cosmokitty November 7, 2011
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synchronous anality

Anal retentive tendencies running parallel between two or more unique individuals.
Geoff and Pietro exhibited a synchronous anality on the subject of the server's connection status.
by Justin DeHellovit March 5, 2014
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synchronized spank

I did a synchronized spank with my buddy a few days back, it was awkward locking eyes but other than that it was pretty cool
by RandomCrackerZack June 14, 2017
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