k-swiss

cheese made out of breast milk and cum. used for awesome pranks and intense orgies

You got k-swissed, asshole!

by drunkstud1 August 1, 2011

swiss entry

Anal penetration/intercourse, while the receiver (or, 'bottom') is asleep.

I was still horny when Pamela fell asleep, so I gave her the swiss entry.

My boyfriend passed out due to boredom in the middle of Eurovision. Thank God for the swiss entry!

by jonnny7 June 6, 2009

J Swiss

A rapper native to San Antone who enjoys venemous cuts and swiss disses.

YS: J Swiss just got face-pissed by a great diss.

by Paulieweb July 15, 2006

k swiss

piss, urinate, this is rhyming slang. k swiss is a popular urban shoe brand but is commonly used as a politer way of saying 'piss' or just to sound 'safe'. It can also just be shortened to k which means the same.

'oh shizzle nizzle i deperate for a k swiss'

'yo negroid im just rollzing to go for a k

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

swiss cheese

Term used to define a fake sports fan (usually old and completely unathletic) who is there for the publicity or because their other rich friends went there, and they sit in the club boxes eating swiss cheese and drinking white zinfendel, occassionally clapping for the team when they do something that everyone else claps at.

Spike Wearing Raider Fan: Look at the swiss cheese and wine fans

by Dimitri Arethas December 25, 2005

K-swiss

A person who wants to be cool but just fails and sucks misrably

Tom your so k-swiss leave.

by crateman10 February 27, 2008

Swiss Roll

Drooping boobs jammed into a uplifting bra.

Breasts are rolled up like a swiss roll with the nipple in place of the Jam.

She's got her Spaniels ears jammed into that top like swiss rolls.

by Sandy Ritchie February 19, 2008