Hawaiian swimming pool

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.

guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"

by danster4286 April 15, 2020

limp simping

someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

Backwards Simping

Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.

He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.

by Dallas AP August 4, 2021

Sideline Simping

When a girl you like is in a relationship, so you stay friends until she is available. That is when you tag in and shoot your shot.

Her: "We have been fighting recently so I don't know, we might break up."

You: "I hope you can work it out. Just be careful, Celtic is totally sideline simping."

by SmollYeti November 30, 2021

Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.

“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.

"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."

by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022

magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis

Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing

by Xylevan January 31, 2023