Surfing the crimson wave

refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.

can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."

by Bandleader December 20, 2005

sidewalk surfing

Riding a skateboard, designed as a means of transportation

Example:

This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.

That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time

This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers

That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it

by freeleigh May 27, 2006

counter-surfing

This is a habit of medium-to-large dogs in standing on their hind legs to see what is on the kitchen counters.

Don't leave that twinkie on the counter. If Fido goes counter-surfing you can kiss it goodbye.

by Geek Girl October 1, 2004

swag surfing

When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.

The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.

When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!

by Mick_Swagger May 28, 2011

urban surfing

Surfing the urban dictionary on "random" due to a combination of intense boredom and will to expand your street knowledge.

"Dude, what have you been doing all day?"

"Nothing man, just a bit of urban surfing"

by Steve Gremo October 12, 2006

Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.

Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.

by Calisa October 28, 2007

porn surfing

Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.

"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"

by XxCrusader3kxX October 7, 2013