stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

by cornholio November 23, 2004

Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.

Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005

stumanity

Stupid Humanity.
If you need more info than that - read the word again.

The casino owner Steve Wynn demonstrated stumanity when he poked a hole in the canvas of the Picasso painting he was trying to sell for $139,000,000.

by EveryMinuteJunglist October 18, 2006

stump chops

to grow sideburns like the masses of Patrick Stump

Did you see his stump chops? They look like t-bone steaks!

by LPrk15 August 8, 2008

stumpip

the first thing you say to a sexypants

(sexypants walks by) hey stumpip!

by oasis are shite maaaayte! October 22, 2009

Stumpy Hamilton

The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.

I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.

by GRIZZ806 December 12, 2011

Stumpy nugget

To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.

I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!

by TheRinger March 19, 2012